Pope endorses global warming

In a bizarre development, the Pope has come out in favor of global warming. The powerful Roman leader delivered a pro-global-warming New Year's speech, wherein he vociferously condemned and mocked those working to address the problem.

Why would a "man of God", as the Pope likes to claim himself, come out in support of the degradation and destruction of the planet? ... The obvious answer: A man of God would not. ... Yes indeed, the senselessness of Pope Ratzinger's “surprise attack on climate change 'prophets of doom'”, and his ridiculous claim that the near-unanimous warnings from countless scientists and experts are “nothing more than scare-mongering”, show that, as usual, the Pope has less than pure motives.

Though a man of God would not, a crooked man looking to bolster and expand his organization's own sociopolitical power in any possible way, would do such a thing. This incident represents a brazen attempt by Rome to win friends with Big Business, thus ensuring the Pope powerful future allies. Big Business is frightened by the anti-global-warming movement because of the inevitable effect that ever more stringent environmental regulations would have on their profits.

The Pope and Big Business- Working together to pollute your clean air, cut down your sacred forests, and poison your noble mind.